Nice of you to print the definition for all your fellow Lost Causers who haven't a clue what it means. But if that won't work then neither will Southron myth.
Which brings to mind your beloved Tyrant...
Tyr´ant Pronunciation: tÄ«´rant n. 1. An absolute ruler; a sovereign unrestrained by law or constitution; a usurper of sovereignty. 2. Specifically, a monarch, or other ruler or master, who uses power to oppress his subjects; a person who exercises unlawful authority, or lawful authority in an unlawful manner; one who by taxation, injustice, or cruel punishment, or the demand of unreasonable services, imposes burdens and hardships on those under his control, which law and humanity do not authorize, or which the purposes of government do not require; a cruel master; an oppressor.
Sounds like Lincoln to me..........
Why don't you go for four lies.