[lentulusgracchus]

You’re the Ralph Kramden of politics. “One of these days, Alice...”

I'll wait to hear you say that on the day.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Go for it. Go to a northern neighborhood and start setting houses on fire. When you're arrested and charged with arson, use what happened to your ancestors in the Civil War and your natural right of rebellion as your defense. Maybe it'll work out for you. Look at OJ. Until then you're just another yapper.

I know that you just can't wait to visit on random northerners what you believe was inflicted on your ancestors 150 years ago, but somehow I doubt I'm ever gonna see the day when you are leading your victorious southron armies down my block, torching every house.