I disagree, a natural Born citizen is the offspring of two citizen parents, NO MATTER WHERE THEY WERE BORN.
That was defined by the First United States Congress.
The child of two illegal aliens is not a citizen, because their entry into this country was illegal and as such they have no right to citizenship because they ignored our laws.
The child of LEGAL ailens or tourists may claim US citizenship but they too are not Natural Born citizens, because they have to be born to two US citizens.
The Senate did too in Senate Resolution 511, verifying John Mc Cain as a NBC.
Some here would lead you to believe that if Putin came over here and impregnated an American woman and after she gave birth took the child to Russia, raised him in his formative years he could then send him back here to be POTUS.
If that doesn't clear up the intentions of the Founders for the NBC clause than nothing will.
I understand that you feel that way. But nothing in your post conforms with the US Constitution or actual US Law.