[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[PittsburghAfterDark]

You know, despite the economy there are still a dozen places I could take an unemployed person to within 10 minutes of my front door and get them $10 an hour.

[GeronL]

How many paychecks will he last?

1 or 2?

[mikrofon]

Try to tuck a few bucks away so by the third paycheck you can treat yourself and family to a meal or a movie

You're only about $10 away from a fine family flick...

[Arrowhead1952]

Thats right. I got hired. I got a job.

[Bummer, dude! Your mom wanted some rent for your room in the basement?]

Probably got a job delivering census forms to the post office which will end when in a few weeks after the forms are mailed out to citizens.

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Yesterday was my first day of attending 'workshops' on how to find a job. Before I left for that humiliating session, I called about a job I saw on craigslist.

[So in other words, the government didn't get you a job; good old-fashioned private initiative did. Thanx for this inadvertent testimony to capitalism!]

This DUmmie had to go to a workshop to learn how to work?????

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I'm sad that you are so happy.

[Boo! Down with working harder!]

That is more like it DUmmie, stay on the government tit as long as possible and suck tax dollars from the real Americans.

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Congrats. Though...Id rather traffic drugs or steal from rich people than do what you describe.

That is a typical DUmmie attitude. Stealing and drugs are prevalent in holly weird.

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Best of luck and maybe someone here can give a little info on the proper way to lift stuff. . . .

[You mean shoplift?]

LOL on the shoplift.

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here's hoping your employer is smart enough to realize what a great find you are.

Wait until the employer finds out his new employee is "lifting" products or comes in late day after day.