Obama’s State of the Union Address: A False Unity

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[Delta Man]

As I watched His Majesty, King Hussein Obama the First, deliver his State of the Union address, I got the feeling that instead of hearing a speech on the problems facing our great nation, I was witnessing a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown. My discomfort grew with each pathetic attempt of His Majesty to win back the favor of his assembled minions and the nation’s serfs with such bromides as:

• We must answer history’s call.
• We do not give up.
• I do not accept second place for the United States of America.
• Let’s try common sense.

And my personal favorite:

• It’s time the American people get a government that matches their decency

I would not have been shocked if His Majesty would have finished his speech by reminding everybody to brush their teeth before they went to bed. Of course, the utility of the advice would have been somewhat limited considering that the majority of the viewing audience was probably already asleep by the time His Majesty mercifully stopped talking.

The King’s address contained something for everybody. If you’re a fiscal conservative, the King announced a spending freeze. If you’re a wacked out liberal, the King urged the Senate to pass the cap and trade bill. Do you need a job? Don’t worry. The King wants a jobs bill, right now. Concerned about Iran? The King’s on it. Are you a gay American who wants to be all you can be? No sweat. His Majesty will fight to end the military policy of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Yes sir, the King’s address had something for everybody, even though a number of these policies are contradictory

By the end of the King’s speech, I was so numb...

[unkus]

It is all a deception. 0bama is deliberately stalling and letting things drag out. He wants an economic collapse and the Health Care travesty was just a stalling/delaying tactic. We’ll see....unfortunately.