[cripplecreek]

Yes, but if I told you it was doughnut holes, would I be lying?

I'd ask if you were a liberal first.

[mamelukesabre]

What good would that do? How often do liberals admit to being liberals?

You only have one option as I see it. Whenever someone offers you a doughnut hole, you must ask: “Are you telling me these are doughnut holes because they are horshit, rolled in sugar, from a horse that was fed doughnut holes?”

Its the only way to be sure.