[The Comedian]

Not a friggin' dime.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Dr. Ursus]

I wonder how many stars are going to announce that they’ll
donate one million like Jolie/Pitt and Sandra Bullock?
There has been an investigation of Wyclef Jean’s charity
diverting funds for other uses.I agree I won’t give them
a nickel!