[The Comedian]

Utopian cosmopolitan society---albeit, under the authoritarian rule of intellectual elites.

I have no problem with this, as long as I am the intellectual elite.

I don't trust anyone else to run my life.

And I am the monarch of Comedianopoli.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Quix]

LOL.

The current crop of useful idiots fail to realize that

those ranks are always amongst the first to be exterminated . . . they know such traitors cannot be fully trusted by the new regime.

[houeto]

And I am the monarch of Comedianopoli.

And I am the BIG toe in houeto.

-Toe.

[wolfcreek]

Unless you’re a gazillianaire...those positions are already taken.

Here’s a partial list:

http://www.modernhistoryproject.org/mhp/NewsDisplay.php?Entity=GatesWH3&Date=2009-05-25