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Satire ping!


2 posted on 01/13/2010 10:06:31 AM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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BTTT


9 posted on 01/13/2010 10:11:07 AM PST by E.G.C.
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“We have actually seen results from parents that force their children to listen to Rush Limbaugh for three hours a day. Their cognitive functions improved drastically, and evidence of the synapses firing was shown in pictures of the brain. It was utterly astounding!

Not only that but these children have better golf swings and develop an appreciation for fine cigars at a much higher level than their peers.

18 posted on 01/13/2010 10:23:36 AM PST by NeoCaveman (usually clean, often articulate, only a slight Cro-Magnon accent except when I want to have one)
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Satire

Yes satire in this case. However, it does reflect the premise of my Theory of Liberals.

By avoiding getting into complicated details, I can share the basic tenants of my theory. My theory is that a liberal is a person who lacks the human genome that allows the reality of a situation to be mentally processed thereby arriving at a conclusion based on that reality. A great deal of empirical evidence exist to substantiate the theory’s premise.

25 posted on 01/13/2010 10:32:19 AM PST by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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If they could figure out a way to measure the EMOTIONAL PART of the BRAIN with the LOGICAL PART of the BRAIN, they could medically determine this to be true. Now, that would be very interesting to set that up somehow.

Liberals RUN ON EMOTION; not fact or thinking.


35 posted on 01/13/2010 10:53:45 AM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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That’s the ticket!!


43 posted on 01/13/2010 12:30:08 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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