I lost all of my guns in an unfortunate boating accident.
That was a crazy hunting trip, huh, BH? When the boat capsized, and you had to choose to save me or our entire stockpile, including my AR-15 and my Kimber .40...
That's incredible! I don't believe it...
….... I didn't know Kimber made them in .40...
Oh! And I lost All of mine in a really Terrible sandstorm – ground them down to nothing.... along with all my ammo.
Now the National Socialist Democrats won’t have Anything to confiscate.. Sorry charlie.