While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whos hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.
The old rancher said, Well, ya know, Obama is a Post Turtle .
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, When your driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, thats a post turtle .
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain, You know he didnt get up there by himself, he doesnt belong up there, and he doesnt know what to do while hes up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with.
heard any good jokes lately?