This is a good plan. The terrorists will lose their main motivation for terror if we move them from Gitmo to Illinois. See, terrorists know they risk prison, but because Gitmo outrages liberals seeking to hate America on any ground, here an obscure legal ground between criminal and military courts, terrorists feel this way too. Because white liberals know how everyone in the world thinks. Therefore Fundamentalist Primitivist Islamist terrorists will lose their main draw for recruitment. This is the logic of Obama’s comments on Gitmo and it must be correct because John Kerry and 95% of climate sceintists believe to too.
...so too.
Where’s the coffee!!