(Thank you, Dan Lacey [faithmouse.com])
(Thank you, arbooz)
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Winner!
Upon further investigation, he realized that he had an erection, not unlike the ones he experienced when he first got married.
He immediately set out to show his wife his new-found marvel. Upon seeing her husband's curiosity, she responded with, "Not now honey. I've got a splitting headache."
After recovering from her ego damping response, he went to the hall closet and began putting on his coat and gloves. His wife frowned a little and said, Where do you think youre going?
And Norman said, Im going to the airport and walk through the security scanner. I want everyone to see this.
BTTT
great toons pookie, thanks