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Homeland Security Chief Defends Air Safety System
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 2 January 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 01/02/2010 12:10:02 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Barrack Obama concurred in Nipplitaliano’s assessment,two idiots can’t do anything right.
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posted on
01/02/2010 12:27:42 PM PST
by
Vaduz
To: John Semmens
Gold for 2010 John. Golden
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posted on
01/02/2010 12:37:30 PM PST
by
wastedyears
(If I'm going out, I'm going out like Major Kong.)
To: John Semmens
(Channeling my inner Obama)...
I bow to your keyboard...well done, John. Well done.
To: John Semmens
You could sell jockstraps to eunuchs.
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posted on
01/02/2010 1:02:22 PM PST
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: John Semmens
John... Had to LOL.
Keep up the good work.
To: John Semmens
This incident reminds me of a scene in Spinal Tap - where one of the band members sets off the screening wand with a tinfoil wrapped pickle.
Hollywood probably influenced Sparkler Speedo before his demonic descent into Islamofacism.
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posted on
01/02/2010 1:10:56 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Stop wasting our wealth and start telling the truth.)
To: John Semmens
To: John Semmens
Startin’ the New Year off with a >>>>BANG<<<< ya are John.
Thanks for the chuckle, and have a great New Year.
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:13:43 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists...Call 'em What you Will, They ALL have Fairies Living In Their Trees.)
To: John Semmens
Americans can rest assured that even if a plane they are on is destroyed, the critical components of our society will be protected.” LOL!! Good one, but you should have put this in there as well.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nipplitaliano can rest assured that even if a plane she is on is destroyed, the critical components of our society will be protected.
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:28:10 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
To: John Semmens
Let me get this straight - this was the ONLY credible bomb attack and it would have succeeded if it hadn't been for a brave passenger? And that's success?
Janet needs to retire - go home and bake cookies for the grandkids...
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:32:11 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Success is cast as evil and punished while failure is blamed on others and rewarded.-Rand)
To: John Semmens
...Janet Nipplitaliano...
Too funny. Good one John.
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posted on
01/02/2010 2:51:50 PM PST
by
oldteen
To: John Semmens
John, do you ever worry that you’re going to post one of your satires, only to have it come true in the near future? A premature truth, so to say.
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posted on
01/02/2010 3:10:27 PM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: GOPJ; John Semmens
Let me get this straight - this was the ONLY credible bomb attack and it would have succeeded if it hadn't been for a brave passenger? And that's success?
Janet needs to retire - go home and bake cookies for the grandkids... Sorry GOPJ, John caught you napping on this one.
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posted on
01/02/2010 3:25:50 PM PST
by
tx_eggman
(Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
To: John Semmens
A tip of the hat from an unworthy and unneeded.
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posted on
01/02/2010 5:11:43 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
To: Arrowhead1952; John Semmens
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posted on
01/02/2010 5:49:35 PM PST
by
Enchante
(Do we really send captured TERRORISTS off to Saudi-land and Yemen so they can be "REHABILITATED"?)
To: John Semmens
You had to go out and make me think of Napolitano’s nipples, didn’t you? Now I need to scrub my mind. : )
But great work, as usual.
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posted on
01/02/2010 6:02:49 PM PST
by
AuH2ORepublican
(If a politician won't protect innocent babies, what makes you think that he'll protect your rights?)
To: tx_eggman
You’re right - I’ve been had!
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posted on
01/02/2010 7:39:05 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Success is cast as evil and punished while failure is blamed on others and rewarded.-Rand)
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