Posted on 12/19/2009 5:21:29 AM PST by radioone
And streets filled with horse manure because they will outlaw the internal combustion engine. Not to worry, though. When Crap and Tax passes and they drive all the coal fired power plants out of business we'll all be sitting in the dark and we won't be able to see all the manure.....smell is another matter entirely, though.....
It won’t save any trees. The trees for TP are farmed. No demand, no farms, no trees.
The enviro weenies have had their panties in a bunch over this and other issue having to do with the paper industry for years. I will say KC is the least involved with recycling in the US, but overall the US is by far and away the leaders worldwide in recycling.
At our house we don’t use toilet paper. We generally scoot forward on the seat and crap at the front of the bowl. Wipe with our hand and then wash in the back of the bowl. Afterward you can pee as needed since the water is no longer clean.
If we happen to be outside, you can generally find trash lying around, so you’re not using “new” paper, it is recycled. Obviously you can pee as needed and generally I’ll find a tree.
I’m pretty sure dogs that survived over the past centuries learned to pee on trees as fertilizer. This in turn caused the trees to grow faster and allowed dogs to find shelter. You really need to put a lot of thought into where you crap as well. You don’t want to do it under a tree with acorns, because that could kill the squirrels until it decomposes. Make sure it is a tree that does not produce a nut.
If I have messy poo, generally I’ll just find a puddle or pond and stick my ass in it. With a little wiggle, it comes pretty clean.
Hoard like the pros do. Put the packs of extra soft Charmin next to the cases of 100 watt bulbs for padding....
Yep. Want a tree to be planted? Buy a stack of 2x4's....
They’ll get my Charmin Ultra when they pry it from my cold, NOT brown fingertips.
The greens are using us for toilet paper.
Where do you put your magazine rack?
Nice.Reminds me of an old joke about a bear and a rabbit.
I guess we can always — — — — down their neck!
I highly recomend the use of corn huskies,yes is kind of tough but it’s the greener option I can find!
“You can have my soft TP when you pry it from my cold, dead bunghole.”
I'm sure Korans will be available for this task.
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