She walks like a man.
Indeed. And I guarantee she weighs more than Bambi. Shoot, her caboose weighs more than Bambi.
True story ...
I heard she has crackd a toilet seat in the whitehouse.
They buy double wide sheet toilet paper.
It took a proctologist thee hours to remove her thong from her butt cleavage. One hour just to find it. They found it behind a copy of war and peace.