[The Comedian]

Mincing-Mobassa-MoFo ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Vendome]

getting quite good at alliterations lately. LOL

[American Constitutionalist]

" Even though I was born 10,000 BC, I knew that if I go to Hawaii and file for a birth certificate, that I knew Hawaii would accept me as a " Natural Born " US Citizen... I am a " Natural Born Citizen because my COLB says so " ....
It's so easy that a caveman can do it...