[Beckwith]

So, you contend that there are only two classifications of citizen — natural born and naturalized.

By your definition, anchor babies are natural born citizens and are eligible to serve as Commander-in-Chief.

I’ll take a pound of what you’re smokin’.

[Non-Sequitur]

So, you contend that there are only two classifications of citizen — natural born and naturalized.

Yes. Those are the only two identified by the Constitution.

By your definition, anchor babies are natural born citizens and are eligible to serve as Commander-in-Chief.

Alas, yes.

I’ll take a pound of what you’re smokin’.

I honestly don't think you need any more of anything, given the bizarre nature of your posts. But by all means quote the clause of the Constitution or the law that defines natural-born citizenship in the manner you think it means.