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1 posted on 11/24/2009 7:12:14 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I am impressed!

Pravda never rhymed!


2 posted on 11/24/2009 7:14:51 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Obama, Hitler, Stalin: Who are 3 people nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well, that’s one way to clear out the stomach and intestines before that delicious Thanksgiving Feast. Thanks for posting. ; )


3 posted on 11/24/2009 7:16:53 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo
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To: Free ThinkerNY

w......t.......f.....is.....wrong......with....that.....clown?


4 posted on 11/24/2009 7:18:43 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

On the bright side, very few people were actually watching it...


5 posted on 11/24/2009 7:20:06 PM PST by THX 1138 ("Harry, I have a gift.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

She wrote that all by herself?


6 posted on 11/24/2009 7:20:56 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Never let a potentially suicidal person see this.

They would be dead by their own hand within 15 minutes.

8 posted on 11/24/2009 7:22:10 PM PST by MindBender26 (Never kick leftists when they're down. Wait till they're half way back up. You get better leverage!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
In an effort to salvage her sagging CBS ratings, Katie produced yet another special based on her nationally televised, award-winning (the prestigious Sphyncter Cup) colonoscopy of several years ago.

Unfortunately, so much of the footage was found to contain images such as the still seen here that it was rendered unusable and the project had to be s**tcanned.

Katie told interviewers later that this is how she spends much of her free time as this is where she gets some of her best program ideas. She cited her interview with Hillary Clinton as a prime example.

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And whenever I stumble across this bubble-head while surfing, these lyrics start running through my head:

I make my living off the evening news Just give me something-something I can use People love it when you lose, They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who Comes on at five She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye Its interesting when people die- Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a Running bet Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on You don’t really want to know just how far its gone Just leave well enough alone Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down

Kick ‘em when they’re up Kick ‘em when they’re down Kick ‘em when they’re stiff Kick ‘em all around

Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When its said and done we haven’t told you a thing We all know that crap is king Give us dirty laundry!

“Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley

9 posted on 11/24/2009 7:23:01 PM PST by Dick Bachert (THE 2010 ELECTIONS ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN OUR LIFETIMES! BETHERE!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
This just goes to show that Couric is as dumb as a rock. Of all people affected by healthcare and how preventative medicine saves lives, she should know better. Her own daughters' futures with their own medical care is at stake and she is so STUPID not to realize what this disastrous bill will do to our country - unless she automatically assumes that “she and her beautiful family” will be exempted to the rules “the little people” will have to obey.

It is very simple. Either Katie Couric is a Moron or a Marxist - period.
11 posted on 11/24/2009 7:27:10 PM PST by demkicker (Helping Democrats Become Extinct)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dog-gerel.


12 posted on 11/24/2009 7:31:25 PM PST by fhayek
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13 posted on 11/24/2009 7:38:44 PM PST by webschooner
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She should make another video of her colon. My guess is that what comes from there makes about as much sense as what comes from her mouth.


14 posted on 11/24/2009 7:39:55 PM PST by boycott
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Who?


15 posted on 11/24/2009 7:45:01 PM PST by JLS
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To: Free ThinkerNY

ObamaCare is what we need
To end Insurance Comp’ny greed.
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm — Barack Hussein Obama...


16 posted on 11/24/2009 7:45:36 PM PST by mikrofon (Katie Colonic)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Will she be signing up for ObamaCare? Come on Katie - practice what you preach. Why don’t you do some real journalism and ask Congress why they are exempt from ObamaCare?


20 posted on 11/30/2009 6:07:25 AM PST by jersey117
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To: Free ThinkerNY; SunkenCiv; muawiyah; blam
This is simply ludicrous!!!!

Are we permitted to post the actual poem here at FR?

Little Katie Couric's big-girl poem about Quality Health Care for ALL and to all a Good Night....

http://www.syracuse.com/forums/nationalpolitics/index.ssf?artid=1999005

Twas just weeks before Christmas and what do you know
Senate Democrats are once again praying for Snowe.
They won 60 votes to start the debate
But they're back to square one and they just have to wait.
Wait for Blue Dogs like Nelson and Lincoln
Who say a public option would mean the economy sinkin'.
Wait for Joe Lieberman who says it won't pass
And hope Mary Landrieu can change her mind fast.

The Republican votes right now total zero
But a trigger could make one woman a hero.
The moderate who hails from the land way up north
Could save Harry Reid's Christmas with a deal she brought forth.
Urging government plans for when private ones fail
To think: both sides happy, can both sides prevail?
At this point no compromise looms within sight
That means after Thanksgiving it's on with the fight.
Enjoy your turkey and know we'll be here
To help make this tough topic just a little more clear.

http://www.syracuse.com/forums/nationalpolitics/index.ssf?artid=1999005

21 posted on 11/30/2009 6:18:42 AM PST by hennie pennie
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