David Brooks is New York Times RINO who likes to hear his fat lips flap. Roll he, Peggy Noonan, Kathleen Parker and a dozen others into a nice, tight ball and roll them down the lane. They have the sense of a bowling ball, they might as well be treated like one.... Liberal DUPES.
With these 3 as its core, this bowling ball would leave a 5-7-10 split every time it hit the pocket.
For those of you unfamiliar with bowling, this is the most embarrassing split for a bowler to leave. It usually means you have "no ball". I recall those few embarrassing moments when I left that split, after pulling my shot into the oil without lifting the ball properly. The lack of volume from the pins is bad enough, and the sight of those three pins standing gets the attention of all bowlers within 10 lanes to your left and right, followed by a derisive "cheer" from many.
If I were still bowling, I'd rename it the "Obama split".