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Vanity - Things You Must Believe To Be a Democrat

Posted on 11/13/2009 9:06:40 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A.

The cognitive dissonance must be terribly painful - no wonder they flip out so often.

THINGS YOU MUST BELIEVE TO BE A MODERN-DAY DEMOCRAT

• That a religious fanatic who screams that his god is greater than yours and proceeds to shoot 40 unarmed soldiers is not a terrorist, but that your granny, who went to a town hall meeting to protest Medicare cuts, is.

• That it is OK to force taxpayers to pay for your teenage daughter’s abortion, but it’s not OK to pay people to teach her that she shouldn’t have sex in the first place.

• That a God who taught His followers to tell everyone about Him but to walk away from those who will not listen is hateful and bigoted, but a god who teaches his followers to convert by force and to kill everyone who doesn’t believe in him is peaceful.

• That we will all die soon from global warming if we don’t stop carbon dioxide emissions, even though there is no scientific evidence that carbon dioxide hurts anything (and, in fact, the earth is cooling rather than warming).

• That it is somehow noble to trash the economy of the United States in the name of stopping a climate change that is not happening, but it would be wrong to ask China and India to do the same.

• That the freely available scientific evidence that shows that the earth warms and cools in cycles according to the energy output of the sun (and that the same phenomenon is observed on the other planets in our solar system) must be ignored – instead we must ruin the economy of the most prosperous nation on earth to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.

• That it’s OK to pay Middle Eastern and South American countries that hate us for their oil, but it’s not OK to drill for our own oil (of which we have the biggest reserves in the world).

• That any word spoken against a black president or his supporters is racist and evil, but the many hateful things spoken against the previous white president were only “speaking truth to power”.

• That a Republican governor who cheated on his wife is unfit for office, but a Democrat president that cheated on his wife could not be removed from office and is now considered a hero.

• That any white person who is not a Democrat and who says anything that can be construed as racially or culturally insensitive must be removed from any public position (or even fired from a non-public position) as a result, but any white Democrat that does the same must be given a pass.

• That any white, Christian and/or heterosexual person who is not a Democrat and who says anything that can be construed as racially or culturally insensitive must be removed from any public position (or even fired from a non-public position) as a result, but that any racial, sexual or religious minority can say anything about anyone in the majority and not be punished.

• That “Hispanic” is a race.

• That to present both sides of an issue for discussion is somehow “not journalism”, while only allowing the Democrat point of view to be presented is fair and balanced.

• That it is evil for insurance companies to make a profit from our health care, but any organization that interferes with the profits of the company that kills all the babies must be sued.

• That insurance companies must be forced to pay for your boob job or sex change operation, but they better not raise your rates as a result.

• That insurance companies are somehow responsible for health care costs being so high, and that substituting the government for the insurance companies will fix it.

• That forcing banks to loan money to people who cannot or will not repay it is somehow good for the economy, and that the banks that made the loans are wholly responsible for the predictable result.

• That a tax cheat is the perfect guy to be in charge of the Senate committee that writes tax law.

• That Muslims must be allowed to follow the tenets of their religion, including the right to kill people as their law allows, but that Christians who follow their religion are hateful and bigoted.

• That a black person who does not support affirmative action is not really black, despite the existence of Clarence Thomas.

• That a woman who does not support abortion is not really female, despite the existence of Sarah Palin.

• That a homosexual who escapes the homosexual lifestyle was never really homosexual in the first place, even though it’s supposedly a genetic thing.

• It’s a terrible evil that Dick Cheney got rich by running a corporation. Al Gore, however, is a saint.

• Public schools are terrible because we don’t pay teachers enough money, even though the places with the best paid teachers have the worst schools.

• That Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans, even though the flooding happened well after the storm had passed.

• That the Republican president at the time was totally responsible for the damage to New Orleans from Katrina, even though the damage occurred because the Democrat controlled state and local governments did not repair and properly maintain the levee that failed, then failed to plan and prepare for the storm while refusing federal help, then curled into the fetal position and refused to take any action during and after the storm, which hindered federal efforts to send help.

• That an organization that is willing and happy to help a pimp set up a whorehouse using underage illegal alien whores is worthy of funding by the federal government, but an organization that tries to talk pregnant girls out of abortions should be cut off from all federal funding.

• That non-citizens who are in this country illegally should be given free health care, paid for by the folks whose jobs they are taking.

• That killing a puppy or a kitten is a crime worthy of jail, but killing a baby is to be celebrated.

• That sworn enemies of this nation must not be killed or even made uncomfortable, but our elderly citizens and those that are in comas must be killed so that the rest of us are not made uncomfortable.

• It is wrong to wiretap a terrorist’s phone, but it’s OK to publish information that allows the terrorists to avoid capture.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: itsamentaldisease; liberals

1 posted on 11/13/2009 9:06:41 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A.
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.
Marxism, death, lies, corruption, totalitariansim and the end of the traditional American way.


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2 posted on 11/13/2009 9:09:18 PM PST by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

GREAT listing!!! It is going out tomorrow to my dumb ass brother & sister-in-law who voted for 0bozo the usurper pig!!!


3 posted on 11/13/2009 9:26:15 PM PST by rcrngroup
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To: rcrngroup

A young girl is mature enough to find an ethical and well trained abortionist, but her parents are too dumb to wisely use a school voucher.


4 posted on 11/13/2009 9:48:51 PM PST by wintertime
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

Bump. Great list.


5 posted on 11/13/2009 9:54:12 PM PST by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

To all: forgot to add - feel free to add to the list - I know I missed some good ones.


6 posted on 11/13/2009 9:57:34 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

You forgot a couple:

That we are saving the earth by allowing the oil industry to drill in other parts of the world without any environmental concerns, guidelines or rules. But here in the U.S., we are not permitted to drill even with the strictest rules, guidelines and environmental groups overseeing every detail of the process.

That local government can use an EIR (Environmental Impact Report) to roadblock an individual from developing a piece of property, only to have that government agency take over that same piece of land to develop it.


7 posted on 11/13/2009 10:01:34 PM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing Freeper)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.
* That a big, socialist government will somehow make for a happy citizenry, in spite of a 100% failure rate in every Country in every time that has ever tried it. Maybe it is just that the right people weren't in charge...

* That firearms are inherently evil. They somehow just go off and kill innocent people, yet the thug pulling the trigger is a victim of society and must be coddled.

* That any time you start losing an argument, it is ok to make it personal and attack your opponent, rather than argue the issue(s).

* That examples of your monumental hypocrisy must be ignored.

8 posted on 11/13/2009 10:13:45 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

* That it is somehow ok to call yourself a liberal, while backing a government that is acting more fascist/socialist than any other administration in our history, and supporting actions that would take away more of our liberties and personal freedoms.


9 posted on 11/13/2009 10:15:38 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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