DUmmie FUnnies 11-13-09 (Turmoil in DUmmieland! Pitt to the rescue!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 13, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[luvie]

The ant circle is forming in the various basements!
They are becoming curiously ineffective!

[Charles Henrickson]

What is bugging them so much about Pelosicare?

[Little things, really. Like Obama and Pelosi selling out to the insurance companies. Like, "You mean, my boss might drop my health insurance plan and make me buy government insurance??" Like, "You mean, fines and jail terms if you don't buy the government insurance??" Like, "You mean, Somebody Else ain't gonna pay for my health care??" You know, those niggly little details. Other than that, everything's hunky-dory.]

[Mr. Silverback]

Oh my.

When I see those types of pastors, I wonder what they think of the first 2,000 years or so of Christianity. I mean, if the stuff libs in the church are pushing these days is what Jesus was trying to start in the first place, we spent 2,000 years being as wildly worng as a guy trying to win the Stanley Cup with a team of skating salamanders.

[diamond6]

LOL.

[diamond6]

Under your super secret indentity, do you whip them all into a frenzy with your posts, LOL?

[diamond6]

This thread has been very entertaining... kind of reminds me of the famous “unghhh” thread.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I saw one of Pitt’s earlier books for sale at a Goodwill store for $2. I passed, as it was grossly overpriced.

[Darkwolf377]

Yes, it is, lots of laffs here.

It's a lot of fun, mocking girly hysteria.

[GQuagmire]

Great picture. Almost covered my monitor with my coffee...

[mikrofon]

Me raging against you, you raging against them, them raging against us, us raging against those guys. . . .

% I rage you, you rage me, we're a raging family... %

[mikrofon]

I'm sorry, there are only three R's in "A A A A A A A A R R R G G G H H ! ! !"

"American Association of Adolescent Activists, Anarchists & A****les Against All Republicans, Rush & Reaganism and for Growing the Greatest Government in Human History"

[mikrofon]

Maybe “Ant-colonists” should have been one of the A’s... ;)

[mikrofon]

and no, I'm not announcing that I'm leaving DU. . . .

Again?!

[mikrofon]

DU has made a difference, and we are all a part

"'DU has made a Difference, and we are all WR Pitt..."

[mikrofon]

Thanks Will. You are a star.

Will thinks he's Sirius, but he's more like Nu Capricornis -- Alshat

[mikrofon]

In the years since I came here in 2003, I've stirred the pot many times. . . .

Perhaps posting many times thereupon....

[mikrofon]

(Close-up of the scalp blemish:)

[Ballygrl]

LOL, I haven’t posted yet, still trying to get a feel for the place, and trying to decide if I want to be a far left progressive or a moderate lib, I’m leaning towards moderate lib, and also want to wait until the time is right, like maybe when the Senate starts discussing healthcare? the new unemployment numbers come out? Obama’s approval rating goes really low.

[Arrowhead1952]

A A A A A A A A R R R R G G G H H ! ! !

UNNHH and dsssss threads on FR.

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, I am back from Culebra and I have discovered PARADISE ON EARTH!!! Best of all, I have made the connections to make my next vacation there incredibly CHEAP while living like a king. I made connections with a real estate outfit down there so that I can rent any one of a number of luxurious homes of absentee owners for a mere PITTance. Oh, and one way you can save a lot of bucks is to NOT rent a car. First of all, it is almost impossible to bring a rental car to the island via ferry plus a car is completely unnecessary there since frequent shuttle buses take you across the island for just 3 bucks.

The town of Dewey in Culebra is incredibly quaint with winding narrow roads on the steep hills. Nightlife consists mostly of outdoor cafes where you can eat Puerto Rican food and drink Medalla, a terrific local cerveza. It is a bit humid but the mornings are very refreshing. The sea is very cool. Very green tropical growth but drier than Puerto Rico.

However, the best thing about the island (in addition to the incredible friendliness of the locals) are the outstanding coral reefs. I skin dived for hours and hours, fascinated by the vast array of marine life below the surface.

More later, perhaps in a special DUFU edition.