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Brinks Ad, 2d Amendment Edition
joytiz.com ^ | 10/28/09 | Joy Tiz

Posted on 10/28/2009 9:07:12 AM PDT by jazminerose

Why has nobody ripped on the new Brinks/Broadview ads yet? Those commercials are ripe for the plucking. A young woman or vulnerable woman with little girl faces a bad guy who bashes in the door. Here’s what I’d like to see: rather than running away in terror, the woman calmly pulls out her gun and removes the dirt bag’s defective DNA from the collective gene pool.

Then when the Brinks guy calls:

Hello, Ms. Smith, this is Mr. Handsome Brinks guy. Are you all right?

Woman: Yes, we’re fine. Some dirt bag just kicked in my front door.

Brinks Guy: I’m sending help right away!

Woman: Naw, take your time. It’s handled. But can you send Serve Pro?

Now there’s an ad that needs to be made. Those of you with You Tube skills, feel free to go for it, just be sure to give me credit for the idea.


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KEYWORDS: 2damendment; brinks; women
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To: Erik Latranyi

“Brinks Alarm Security - Protecting defenseless women against well-dressed white guys since 1978”


21 posted on 10/28/2009 11:06:13 AM PDT by I Buried My Guns
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To: GovernmentShrinker
Here is a parody clip with a sweet young thing home alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wLyMJ7LER4

Regards,
GtG

22 posted on 10/28/2009 5:12:33 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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