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Mod Lecture Series- Freeper Community Update

Posted on 10/26/2009 4:32:01 PM PDT by Admin Moderator

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To: Tax-chick; Quix; sionnsar; Monkey Face
It’s kind of funny to be heading into 2010. Like something should have happened by now.

"[S]omething" already DID happen.

In fact, "something" began happening about November 4th, ramped up on November 11th, and is continuing to happen; it's just staying "below radar" at the moment, although the distant rumble of thunder emanating from "something" is becoming audible on college and university campuses around the nation.

Mark me: "something" WILL become "The Greatest Awakening"; its impact will be numbered in billions, and will make the stadium meetings of Billy Graham [God love him, and I mean no disrespect] look like a schizophrenic singing "Just As I Am" to his selves in a phone booth.

This is VERY GOOD, because — after "something" — "something wicked" this way comes, and things get REALLY sketchy for a few years.

Then, the cleaning lady shows up with the Kosmic Kirby, and sucks up all the armies of evil, and...

No, wait. That's not it. Wrong manuscript.

Then, suddenly, there's the LORD, and He to His team gives a shout that resounds through the Cosmos, "THROW DA BUMS OUT!!"

[Yeah, He's from Bethlehem, originally, but He's always had a thing for Brooklyn, though it's been somewhat muted since the Dodgers left.]

Anyhoo, y'all make sure you're "laundry" is clean, and your "accounts" are in order, 'cuz word on the golden streets is that America's having her "Joel 1" moment. The "locusts" have come and gone repeatedly, but there is no turning, and the horizon is darkening; the harbinger of a doom many orders of magnitude greater than mere locusts.

The American "cup" is filled to the rim, and she's poised to drink it down to the very dregs, to indulge in every last putrid drop, and to punctuate her excess with a haughty belch of its poisonous vapor.

All who have understanding know that this is VERY BAD.

Therefore, 2010 will be called "The Year of Prayer"; for there is yet the hope that the cry of the intercessors may turn aside the Hand that bears the cup. And, here we see that the intercessors are already rising up, and their cries are already mixed with fire upon The Altar [Rev. 8:3-4].

Repent, therefore, fast, pray, and cry out, lest all be subsumed in judgment. Look to your own soul, and then to that of your neighbor. Compel them to come in, for out of this turmoil billions will join the Great Wedding Feast.

See you there.

HKMk23 out.

2,501 posted on 12/30/2009 11:44:00 PM PST by HKMk23 (Jesus loves me, this I know, and He IS coming; sooner than you can possibly imagine!)
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To: HKMk23

Oh, bother.

Here I am well poised to ride a wave of salacious prurience, and you have to go all harshy-buzzy on me.


2,502 posted on 12/31/2009 4:58:56 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I don't watch TV unless it has a keyboard. 'Cause I like to talk back.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; HKMk23; Anoreth

“Lefto vers” was what I got when Frank whacked the space bar while Jake was hopping on the keyboard. This place is full of weird critters ...

Good morning, one and all. 34 and raining here; it poured all night again. We thought we were going to get to see the Coast Guard station at Attu, Alaska, in the “Full Circle” show, but Michael Palin and his crew missed the plane and had to fly scheduled airlines to Petropavlovsk, Kamchatka, Russia. Cool scenery, like Yellowstone Park crossed with Mars.


2,503 posted on 12/31/2009 5:02:20 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Frank Sheed

2,504 posted on 12/31/2009 5:05:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick

I am as equally inclined to put Kamchatka on my travel itinerary as I would be Mars.

Actually, Mars first. Mons Olympus and the Valles Marineris canyon are simply must-see.


2,505 posted on 12/31/2009 5:11:43 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I don't watch TV unless it has a keyboard. 'Cause I like to talk back.)
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To: NicknamedBob

There was an interesting segment in which Mr. Palin talked to an old man who was a survivor of the uranium-mining slave-labor camps that had been a feature of the area from about the 30s to the 60s. He asked the man what his thoughts were about his experience, and the old guy smiled and said (more or less), “The camps are in ruins. All the men in the governments that ran the camps are dead. But I’m alive, I’m still here. I won!”


2,506 posted on 12/31/2009 5:19:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Good morning. 29 degrees and overcast as well as dark.
I’m just going to throw this year out and start all over tomorrow.


2,507 posted on 12/31/2009 5:29:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Tax-chick

A positive mental attitude is worth a ton of vitamins.


2,508 posted on 12/31/2009 5:29:25 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I don't watch TV unless it has a keyboard. 'Cause I like to talk back.)
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To: HKMk23

What YOU said!
*hug*


2,509 posted on 12/31/2009 5:33:22 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning! I have to keep the year, since it produced Frank ;-), but you can erase yours.


2,510 posted on 12/31/2009 5:34:51 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! But I thought you and DP produced Frank? Should I re-read the book on birds and bees?


2,511 posted on 12/31/2009 5:38:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; Anoreth; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear

Here’s an interesting suggestion, for the religious among us:

http://www.firstthings.com/blogs/firstthoughts/


2,512 posted on 12/31/2009 5:38:23 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Monkey Face

How would that help? We think he’s human!


2,513 posted on 12/31/2009 5:38:51 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick

:mumbling to self:
(maybe i need to re-think a few things.)


2,514 posted on 12/31/2009 5:41:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Monkey Face

Have some coffee and then decide. I’m going to go get dressed and feed Frank again. Then I’ll check the fridge for lefto-vers breakfast, since there’s no bread thawed.


2,515 posted on 12/31/2009 5:42:43 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick

Pop it in the toaster for a few seconds.


2,516 posted on 12/31/2009 5:44:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Tax-chick

Pop it in the toaster for a few seconds.


2,517 posted on 12/31/2009 5:44:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s not the same. I think I can use up a Bean Dish, and I’ll bribe the Offspring to eat Chicken Dish for lunch.


2,518 posted on 12/31/2009 5:46:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
Purist!


2,519 posted on 12/31/2009 5:48:03 AM PST by Monkey Face (I wear a yellow ribbon for ForgotenKnight my Army hero and Anoreth warrior goddess of the Coast)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s hard to separate the slices when the loaf is frozen solid.


2,520 posted on 12/31/2009 6:23:53 AM PST by Tax-chick (Yo quiero a bailar en Mexico.)
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