Bambi can launch from the roof of the WH and do a JiffyPop balloon tour!
I guess the jet stream might be a problem, but we should send him to Europe or AFRICA for keeps anyway.
roflamao!
Actually the Whitehouse gang really could use this theme for a great publicity stunt. Let’s have SloJo Biden wander into the UFO balloon on the Whitehouse lawn and take off. We can have a national emergency. Then it turns out SloJo was hiding in the west wing, afraid of what Obambi would say if he found out that SloJo wasn’t actually in the UFO. In the meantime, Obambi declares martial law, and puts SloJo’s photo on milk cartons as missing.