Dad had a tantrum because nobody bought "Cell", even though it was pretty good.
Balloon Dad:
...is actually Stephen King:
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 10/17/2009 5:16:11 PM PDT by Evil Slayer
Wow. Ready to have your mind blown? A former research assistant who slaved for Richard Heene is revealing the deceptive, tragic master plan that Heene concocted to manufacture a media thunderstorm. This...is completely insane. Here's a bullet-point summary:
(Excerpt) Read more at gawker.com ...
The family released video showing that it was MOM and DAD who let the balloon go. Dad does a countdown and then has a "tantrum" because mom let go altogether instead of just letting it go up a bit.
Balloon man now stating he does not have cable and has no idea what is being said about him.
If his wackiness is to the point where he is putting his kids at risk, I care.
As a # 3 son, I suspect what happened was while Dad was having the "tantrum", the little kid ran for cover, often being the one blamed for anything that goes wrong. Everyone is looking up at the balloon and no one sees where he goes. When they look around, the balloon and kid are both gone. They all figure that they went together. No one does the weight vs lift calculations. Someone calls 911. Could be hoax, but I doubt it since the qualifier on Dad's science is amateur.
Dad had a tantrum because nobody bought "Cell", even though it was pretty good.
Balloon Dad:
...is actually Stephen King:
He got that from listening to Coast to Coast with George Noory. It's a problem when some loony-tunes actually BELIEVE these ridiculous stories. Like with the Art Bell/Hale-Bopp comet/Heaven's Gate/Raelians/suicide thing that happened several years ago. Art Bell was whipping up a comet frenzy almost every night. When the members of the cult were then found dead, Art Bell realized that he had made a grave error. So he brought his mother on to the show, to try and salvage his reputation. Not to mention all the Y2K hysteria that he was directly responsible for.
Not to mention “the quickening” - all the climate change hysteria that Art Bell started. I wonder if Al Gore got all his nonsense from Art Bell?
Im convinced ...they are filing charges tomorrow
Actually the Whitehouse gang really could use this theme for a great publicity stunt. Let’s have SloJo Biden wander into the UFO balloon on the Whitehouse lawn and take off. We can have a national emergency. Then it turns out SloJo was hiding in the west wing, afraid of what Obambi would say if he found out that SloJo wasn’t actually in the UFO. In the meantime, Obambi declares martial law, and puts SloJo’s photo on milk cartons as missing.
I think this was also on Geraldo tonight. I was channel surfing and caught wind of it.
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