[The Comedian]

I think I may have finally figured out where I’ve seen you before...”The Village People”?

I understand the "gay" lifestyle leads to a lot of anonymous liaisons, boylayer. But I ain't one of 'em.

Straighten up and fly right.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[bricklayer]

Easy fella...easy. We’ve got to keep a sense of humour in times like these.