Your excellent idea has been implemented by The Comedian :-)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Sanchez
Just in case you cant see it, it says.....
“THERE WAS A LEGAL SHADOW OVER SANCHEZ RELATED TO A SEXUAL INCIDENT WITH A >LITTLE BOY<, BUT HE HAS MOSTLY PUT THIS BEHIND HIM.”
How about the little boy, SANCHEZ?
Get your rocks off SANCHEZ with the LITTLE BOY?
Did the LITTLE BOY put this behind him as well, SANCHEZ?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......didn’t last long. Looks like someone called Gamaliel got their panties in a bunch and changed it back. LMAO....nice job anyway ;)