A. I wasn’t being sarcastic. (I am very busy, though, maybe that came off as sarcastic to you)
B. You’ll get better results with honey than with gasoline.
C. I am not lazy.
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Now, I did find that statement within your list rather humorous when you insulted me along with questioning me.
But hey, ignorance allowed the nitwit into the White House. I wonder how many on here said, “oh, there is NO difference in Obama and McCain”. My reply is, “how is that hope and change working for you”?
In addition, honey (sweet nothings) gave us Barack Hussein Obama. You can have all the honey you can stand and then some.