You've come to the right place. This thread is full of people you need to talk to. Why, I'm a decision-maker myself! An IPA tonight, I'm thinking. Wait, there's that new Oktoberfest...well, there you are. We need your incisive intellect to cut through the necessity of spelling out unnecessary pronouns and prepositions and get right to the meat of the matter.
Does typing with your thumbs hurt? It does save wear and tear on the old sphincter, I suppose. Don't be a stranger.