Here are some of my suggestions:
Call your line of March the B. Bernice Young Alimentary Worshipful Church of the Most Magnificent Kenyan. By the way, who was B. Bernice Young to get a school named after her?
Buy a bunch of that little book of quotes of Obama and set some of them to song while waving the books-or use some of his quotes not in the book- “Mine eyes have seen the glory of all 57 states” On second thought, buy them second hand so the author gets no royalties.
Finally, being this is the Village, to get them really excited (and you’ll probably win the prize)hold up a big sign saying “Obama loves the little children” and immediately behind it have someone in an Obama mask performing simulated sex on a child. Again since this is the Village, preferably male.
You asked for over the top.
I asked for over the top, and I got it! Thanks! LOL!