Once Cass Sunstein is appointed to SCOTUS by 0, perhaps the smelt will have the standing to sue the farmers.
I wish I could say /sarcasm, but I can’t.
BTW, if this did lead to arms I would indeed head west to lend support Winchester and Berettas in hand.
Considering inanimate/nonsentient objects can be sued, you have a point. Someone will realize how to turn those tables.