that’s good news. haven’t had one of those in decades.
Stiphened: verb, past tense. Having your income siphoned off by repetitive stipends to undeserving twits as a means of lowering your incentive to earn a living while reducing the twits' incentives to become useful citizens.
Moral corollary: the Japanese saying, "The nail that sticks up will get hammered down." Ain't equality wonderful?
Hullo, Stephen. Nice that you got here before the rest of us!
Bananas, or migraines? I get migraines when I don’t eat enough. After I went to bed, I found that the Giant Hand was still squeezing my nose, causing black flashes in front of my eyes, so I got up and had a glass of milk, and also turned on the dishwasher, which I’d forgotten to do.