Posted on 09/09/2009 12:31:12 PM PDT by K-oneTexas
SECHHS teaches us how to cough RIGHT!!!!
See Drudge ... http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090908/480/52f01b3188d347fa849f90822aa418c6/
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I always do it that way. I don’t see anything wrong with that. H1N1 flu aside, the regular flu season is starting soon, and with all the kiddies back in school, reminders are always appropriate. Add H1N1 into the mix, and a little extra attention to things that prevent the spread of germs is fine.
Well, that’s how you cough. That’s how you teach kids in pre-school, and that’s how you cough if you’re a nurse.
And you would be surprised how many people don’t know that - cough in their hands or just let fly. The latter is beyond instruction probably.
I’m impressed. When will they teach us to pee?
I’m impressed. When will they teach us to pee?
Why Don’t We Do It In Our Sleeves? VIDEO
Actually it does make sense. Thankfully this video is done with tongue in cheek humor, - - - - make that nose to sleeve humor
http://www.coughsafe.com/media.html
What is the maximum number of shakes allowed at the end before former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders smiles in approval?
Oh, for Heaven’s sake. Now these boneheads are teaching how to sneeze?
Next they’ll be telling us how to go pottie.
Putzes.
“Hello, I’m C. Everett Coop, and you wouldn’t know it, but I’m wearing a condom.”
“C. Everett Coop”
My Aunt who was a heavy smoker went to a speaking engagement by C. Everett Coop. After he preached to them about the evils of smoking, she said he was spotted leaving the building with a big cigar in his mouth. She was fuming for months on that one.
Hey, you know how it goes. When you have so much on your plate you don’t know what to do. So ... you take the easy way out and discuss something totally ridiculous.
This Administration learns from the top!!!
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