Oh PLEASE don’t go, mr. president, PLEASE don’t go!
We’ll TRY to behave! We’re SORRY we offended you! We won’t do it again.!
Do whatever you want to the country. We’ll make sure congress passes whatever legislation YOU want to allow you to complete your agenda!
Just, please, stay and “rule” us for another four years.
/s (I HOPE that wasn’t really needed, but you never know...)
We can always send in Monica Lewensky.