A young woman teacher explains to her class of children that she is a Democrat. She asks her class if they are Democrats too.
Not really knowing what Democrats are but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Sara who has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Democrat.”
“Then,” asks the teacher, “what are you?”
“I’m a Republican.”
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sara why she is a Republican.
“Well, I was brought up knowing and loving my country. My Mom is a Republican, and my dad is a Republican, so I am a Republican.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
A pause and a smile. “Then,” says Sara, “I’d be a Democrat.”
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