From your lips to God's/Goddess's/Gaia's ears!
OK, I saw that earlier, so I cheated a bit. =o)
Great picture. It says it all.
I was born and raised in Minnesota, lived there for 30 years. Tornadoes that come out of nowhere - as this did - are rare events ... and for it to happen at what is pretty close to being the mother church of the ELCA ... nah, mere coincidence. Don’t worry about it. I am sure God had nothing to do with it. I’m sure it had no meaning whatsoever for the convention now in session a stone’s throw away. (as crickets continue to chirp in the night) Sleep soundly tonight, Bishop Hanson, sleep soundly.
Any reaction yet from the ELC-Gays? I’m sure there will be a reaction to your parody and sure would like to hear what it is.