Let's see, you have a dog whining in pain, do you:
A: Bring it to a vet.
B: Hold it under water until it drowns while you laugh.
C: Hook up some jumper cables to it and electrocute it while you laugh.
2. You have a dog as a house pet. Do you:
A: Give it a loving home.
B: Feed it to some pit bulls and while it's howling and whining in pain, laugh.
3. You have a man who has committed multiple cruel felonies that is out on parole. Do you:
A: Suggest that the tire store down the road is looking for help mounting tires on cars.
B: Give him over a million dollars to play a game and be a model for getting away with it.
