Bureaucrat: We didn't get your recap report on the clunkers program yet as required by section 10, page 101 of the participation agreement. As you must be aware this is required by law.
Dealer: I didn't participate so you'll be getting no recap from us.
Bureaucrat: Our records show that in July alone you sold 89 cars under the program and have billed us for $400,500.
Dealer: If you know this and have my billing why in the hell do you 1. need the information that you have in front of you again and 2. why haven't you paid me the $400,000 I need to pay my bills.
Bureaucrat: We'll need the recap and analysis reports in order to begin processing payment. I just noticed that you're not on the list of approved clunker dealers list. I'll also need to see the authorization forms that were sent to you in June allowing your dealership to participate.
Form 11-45B-5689G. We'll consider overlooking that form if you'll just forward the recap and analysis reports.
Dealer: This is extortion. How dare you...
Bureaucrat: Please don't make accusations to me. If you like I'll put on my supervisor, Rahm Emanuel and you can be abusive to him. I don't have to listen to your rudeness.
Rahm: This is Mr. Emanuel. I've listened to this conversation and before we continue it I have only one thing to say. Send the F***ing reports in or we'll break you F***ing kneecaps.
Dealer: They've just be sent sir.