Jesus would probably pop into the pub for a cold one every once in a while with his friends. I think you'd like Him.
So Jesus intended them to be “blitzed” while the Bible calls drunkenness a sin?
You have a really distorted view of the Savior.
“He waited till everyone was drunk then brought forth the good stuff so they’d get really blitzed.”
I suppose you are making a joke, but really, what he was teaching us was that if we give of ourselves and do something for others, we should do it in the very best way possible.