Posted on 07/27/2009 12:35:38 PM PDT by Federalist Patriot
The fact that Gibbs is having to mention it in a press conference means the pressure is on! Good!
I’d also like to see his grades! What do you want to bet he was a less than average student and would be an embarrassment to Affirmative Action.
It is hard for me to give any credibility to Mr. Gibbs, when a hospital in Hawaii has a letter that they used in fund raising, that was supposedly written by Barrack Hussein Obama stating that he was born in said hospital.
At this time the White House cannot even corroborate if in fact Hussein Obama did write this letter and yet I am supposed to believe he has a birth certificate which he refuses to show.
Gibbs is a lying sack of Doo as is his boss.
Red herring is served up so often there that those press conferences should be called "fish markets".
Dateline: FR News, July 27, 2009
At a press conference today, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs, was asked by liberal talk radio host Bill Press if there was anything he could say to make the “birthers go away”. The term “birthers” is a derisive name used by the media supporting the President, to describe Americans asking to see President Obama’s long form birth certificate, as verification of his eligibility to be President.
“The God’s honest truth is no,” Gibbs said, “If I had some DNA, it wouldn’t assuage those who believe he wasn’t born here,” Gibbs said, insisting that “nothing will assuage them.” He responded further.
Following the press conference, FR News has received calls from various unnamed sources, who have provided the following information:
Liberal talk radio host Bill Press, although allowed time for a follow-up question, instead, was heard to mumble “Wow, I didn’t know DNA would show whether you were born in the USA.”
CBS Anchorperson Katie Couric immediately called a meeting of her staff, and tasked them to check with the medical agency that mapped out her colon for TV. “Have them use my DNA to prove I was born in the USA.” We can then use those results to protect OUR President, m’kay.” She told them.
The head of La Raza, the organization using American taxpayer’s funds to fight for millions more illegal aliens to cross the border and get their “rights”, initiated action to warn all illegals to demand their “right not to have their DNA taken, and if is taken, to demand the “right” to not have it used to show that they weren’t born in the USA.
The White House chief of staff, through his regular email links to all of the leftist bloggers, has been swamped by emails asking, “Is this true?” and, “How can we use this information to get Bush out of office?”
MSNBC’s Keith Olberman, is busily preparing to give one of his famous “rants”, in which he will DEMAND that the government jail Sarah Palin and her family, take a DNA sample from all of them, and PROVE that none of them were born in the USA. Thus making her ineligible to run for the Presidency in 2012.
NBC Anchorperson Brian Williams, when told by his staff about the Gibbs comment, continued to stare in the mirror, flash his teeth, and ask, “You guys think I need to hit the tanning bed again before tonight’s broadcast?”
ABC Anchorperson Charles Gibson, upon hearing about the Gibbs comment from his staff, lowered his head to look across the top of his glasses and said, “I knew that, but I’ll bet Sarah Palin didn’t!”
President Obama, after a briefing by his chief of staff, asked, “Oh my Allah, how much is it going to cost to make sure nobody ever gets a sample of my DNA?”
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