Posted on 07/16/2009 10:55:25 PM PDT by GeronL
It was a Dark and Smoky Basement....
Troll logs on, now he's a noobie
Thinks he's slick, smoking his doobie
Calling one a hick, prized like a ruby
Silently though, alarms did blare
Post count up, writing bout hockey
But he's being watched, by viking kitty
A little jab at Huck, and one for Palin
Slipped just a bit, might have been railing
Tried to backtrack, writing the right thing
The Mods are aware, lurking there
Viking Kitties, waiting for meat
DUmmie made a mistake,
Called Reagan a dork
There awoke the LOTUS SPORK
Troll slayers on the attack
ZOTS screaming through the veld
Quick. dead. lefty hack.
Smoke clears, Weasel stands arm high held
In his grip the Lotus Spork
For the kingdom of Jim, One less dork.
The MS Word on this computer doesn’t work. It wants a registration number but they left the disc somewhere when they moved, now I really really need it, specifically MS Word. Open Office does not work for this and neither does WordPad.
Do you have any ideas how to get around this problem?
Now our police forces on the other hand...
“No citizen has a need for a spork.”
I found my Grandfathers WWI spork in the attic. Does this mean I have to turn it in to the police? How do I do that safely? Sporks scare me and I really don’t want to handle it.
Is it one of those black assault sporks?
“Is it one of those black assault sporks? “
No, it kind of a tarnished silver color with some dis-coloration on the tip and is stamped “U.S.” on the handle. I shudder to think about what it was used for. Thanks for the tip.
A Spork by any other name ..... hey, I think devolve has some of those, lol!
Thanks Meek
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