Posted on 07/09/2009 8:37:32 AM PDT by Publius772000
Early this morning, while most Americans were asleep in their beds, Barack Obama was protecting the world, one degree at a time.
In a decisive maneuver to control the earth’s climate change, the U.S. president and his comrades at the G-8 summit promised to keep the world’s temperature from rising over 3.6°F (2.0°C). Details of the president’s plan are still sketchy, though the cap-and-trade bill passed by the House and due for debate in the Senate is likely a first step.
Obama may then contact the Defense Department, which has been largely idle now that the president has begun to gut the nation’s defenses, to put the resources of the military-industrial complex squarely behind the construction of a large orbital fan that can be used to cool portions of the earth that may attempt to exceed the president’s planetary decree.
The summit’s leaders also agreed to cut so-called greenhouse gases by 80 percent by 2050. Flint and tinder will be distributed to every member of the world’s population in anticipation of the return to neolithic conditions.
In a related story, at the time of the president’s announcement, members of the White House press corps reported a foul stench in their work room. Organizers claim it was a sewer malfunction, but press releases from the summit have been put on hold indefinitely while they attempt to trace the true cause of the stink... [continued]
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The funny thing is, whenever the press corps aren’t in the room, the smell goes away.
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