This is a joke article.
From the Lsrk news site:
DISCLAIMER
LarkNews® is a satirical newspaper published by Joel Kilpatrick.
LarkNews uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public
figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and
coincidental.
Also debunked by Snopes.com:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/kidney.asp
I once posted a satirical article which included “Satire” in the thread title. One FReeper expressed disappointment. He said to point out this fact took all the fun out of reading FReepers comments.
So, when posting satire, I refrain from informing FReepers that they’re about to be taken for a short ride.