President Won’t Confine His Family to Options Covered under His Health Care Plan

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 27 June 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

ping

[jakerobins]

Of course not....The Obama's are Royalty they are too good for public health care...Just like the Obama children are too GOOD for Public School...

[davetex]

Let them eat cake. How’d that work out? Just saying.

[RebelTXRose]

GEESH - My ex was fond of saying “He puts his pants on the same way I do! What makes him special?”

[freekitty]

We should all go on the the TOTUS health care plan.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

The haves and the have-nots.

Must be nice to be a part of the Feudal lords.

[Pining_4_TX]

Kennedy included language in the program that exempts Congress from having to participate. Note that Teddy also left MA and its government system for treatment in another state. That old, evil hypocrite!

Still think it would be interesting if Kennedy passes away on July 18. I wonder how the press would react?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Thanks for the ping! Great stuff! Gotta see my doc about getting a prescription for my Cheerios. Sure hope my Cheerios are going to be covered under the Obamacare “plan”.

[rockinqsranch]

Thanks for the ping John. Right on target as usual.

[chris37]

What a punk ass B***h.

[Mr. K]

"“People with missions critical to the survival and prosperity of the nation—like the president, cabinet, members of congress and the like—will, naturally, need to receive the best care possible.” "

OMG did he really say that?????????????????>

"Some animals are more equal than others"

[dynachrome]

“Persons of higher value to the nation will qualify for more expensive efforts to preserve their lives”

That would include the lovely and talented Dynachrome, of course!

[Mr. K]

YOU GOT ME! I did not notice this was AZ Conservative... (Kinda like Scrappleface but not as funny)

[driftdiver]

It says satire but I don’t believe it. They get much better medical coverage then they plan for us.

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[Old Professer]

“The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking “— today’s Cryptoquote; how do you see so deeply into these eloquent fogs and pull from within what will be without?

[Old Professer]

That’s because John sees past the mask and expresses the terribly serious.

[Tellurian]

Yes, and Sarah Palin said “I can see Russia from my house”.

[ErnBatavia]

“People with missions critical to the survival and prosperity of the nation—like the president, cabinet, members of congress and the like—will, naturally, need to receive the best care possible.”

You can spell it any way you like, or pronounce it any way you like....but smegma is still head cheese.

Great work, amigo.....you've fulfilled your "fooled 80 percent" quota once again.