Sock-shoe. Go to the balcony, have a cigarette, wait for coffee to get ready, make a feint to the other sock..... wait for ex #2 to scream THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS! PUT YOUR F!!ING SHOES ON RIGHT!!!
That marriage didn't last too long.
/Johnny
10 posted on 06/25/2009 9:34:18 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)