On occasion, and sometimes for even several holes in a row, I have been known to play something that resembles golf.
It's still golf, but we just suck at it. I am a scratch player, but I'd be hard pressed to break 95 on a PGA setup with greens running 12-13 on the Stimp meter. I played a PGA setup not long after a tourney once and 4 putted 5 times. Two of those were with 2-3 footers for par and I blew it by the hole 6-8 feet. Let's put it this way, I hit 12 greens and 10 fairways and shot 98. And yes, there was a snowman in there too with no penalty strokes and no impossible lies. It gives you a whole new respect for how good those PGA Tour Pros really are.