[flowerplough]

Sent to Ms. Liz:

Madam,

My daughter is also named Elizabeth; she likes to be called Liz, Lizzi, or even Lizard. I find your widely-reported reaction to being called “Liz” very strange, even off-putting and repulsive. And I can’t help but notice that your name isn’t properly capitalized in your e-mail address. Does that not enrage you?

FP

[visualops]

And I can’t help but notice that your name isn’t properly capitalized in your e-mail address. Does that not enrage you?

ROFL!