[Old Sarge]

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DTG 151255Z MAY 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOTTED PIMP

RE: POST 62

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. EVIDENCE OF BLOG-PIMPING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS EVENT.

2. FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED ZORCH-ON-TARGET (Z.O.T.).

3. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-TWO “DEEP FAT FRY”.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION.

5. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.

6. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.

7. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SARAH-CUDA.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Condor51]

Got him Sarge, twice. Some Trolls are really STOO-PID^™

[I'm glad the mods are letting the Viking Kitties play with their food :-)]

[StarCMC]

Don’t know about you, but I am definitely “anti-Ron Paul.” Mostly cause he’s a goofball! LOL!!!