Blind pigs (no pun intended) sometimes get acorns (again no pun intended).
But Quanelle X has a history of creating problems where none really exist. His last one was a black guy here in Hosuton busted for coke, who claimed the police made him swallow THEIR coke, then beat him up.
Quanelle jumped in with both feet.
Unfortunately, the supposed victim was full of crap. It was HIS coke, and nobody beat him up.